If Only I'd Known!

Zombie Alphabets are Cool!

Zombie Letters from e-zombie.com

My name.......in Zombie!

Meep Meep

Life is Just Merrier...When You Own a Terrier

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of Border Terrorists? Fitzroy knows.......

Dogs show up again at the Festival of the Arts in Ytown. Grab your children and your wives! It's Ch. Sirius Virtue Mine Honour.....and he's coming to a town near you..... EEEEEKKK! With his bizarrely large head and tiny body and feet, as captured on film, you'll pose no threat to him as he consumes you whole on his rampage across America........

Catching Up Thing #46

So I have gotten behind on my Things and must get back in the swing of, well, things. This #46 feels like a bit of a cop out, checking out the originally visited websites, but whatever I guess I don't mind doing other peoples work. Blogger, well, it's still Blogger. Good thing is it's still there, they do now have a mobile service available, but that may have been there when I started, but I wouldn't need to use it so I might just have never noticed. Flickr. What can you say. Still Flickr. They now have "Groups" available for all assorted and sundry styles of freaks to get together online and share their pictures of their similar interests. Like apparently the freakomaniac in charge of their blog who likes dressing up her Chihuahua in Star Wars costumes. I mean really, a Border Terrorist in a Bee Suit at Halloween is one thing, but a Chihuahua as Obi-Wan on an average day is about one fry short of a Happy Meal, no? Bloglines, still lookin' pretty much the same, not that that is a bad thing, they just know their shit and do it well. What more do you want, people? Enough said. Feedster....much like Camper van Beethoven asked "Where, where the hell is Bill" I must ask, where the hell is Feedster....gone, daddy gone, as the Violent Femmes would have it. Topix.....pretty different. Didn't remember it opening up on pertinent Ytown info like it did. Kinda local immediacy to it now...hmmmm....how did it know? Very Rod Serling. Moving on...Technorati...scads of new stuff....including a million new blogs, however today it is moving to the blazing speed of a bloated tick, so we'll keep going. Syndic8...can't find it....not there! Generator Blog...well, duh...more generators....family crest, check it out.....cool stuff. LibraryThing....more languages, ability to review books early, and mobile cell phone stuff....yeah better and better! I'm on a roll here, and speaking of rolls, how about Rollyo...same stuff, it seems that a lot of people had issues with Rollyo, but I didn't have any problems, and that's pretty much how they left it! Delicious...still a stupid name: check, some things have changed, for one I have noticed that it is everywhere on the internet, linking people all over. Not very useful to me all around. Done, thing 46 in a nutshell!

Thing 45 Continued

Bubbl.us....more fun...just as useless for me! Enjoy!

Back To Work Thing #45

Gliffy...........cumbersome, but workable.....or, perhaps I just don't like flowcharts..........

It's Not Zombies.....It's THEM!

I don't know what Them are.....but they sure like sugar! Obligatory Summer Reading Plug for our Library! Check it out! http://www.libraryvisit.org

Best Zombie Preparedness Video EVER!

Zombies Are Real...Know the Signs...Be Prepared

This is just good stuff! It actually says "Mothersmurfing zombies are real" right in the commentary! HEHEHEHE! I Love it! Lost Zombies is a great site, check it out!

I Have Finally Caved

So I have caved. I have a MySpace account. I wanted to see what was going on in there. Here it is.....

Find me on MySpace and be my friend!

Send me your friend links so I can check out your pages! Elaine, I lost yours, so send it to me so I can link to you. Gotta check this crap out. Also send me any suggestions for pimping out my page.........

Although I am in a serious snit about someone snarking my evilibrarian name for the link. But the first time I set it up, the site screwed up, so I just may have screwed myself..............

So I am evilibrarian1....DAMMIT....

Who, Exactly, Do You Think You're Manipulating, Here?

So I have this angry, pissed off pinched nerve in my back. Physical therapy, not so helpful. Drugs, fun: check, recreational: check, helpful for pain: not so much. Everyone is yammering about going to see a chiropractor. I grew up in a family that consisted of a grandfather who was a MD, a mother who is a RN, and aunt who is an RN and my best friend's mother who is an RN. Not big fans of, as they like to call them "Witch Doctors". Not to mention the fact that someone twisting and cracking your neck and spine is a rather frightening prospect when you actually sit down and think about it. So I went, because I am tired of having my foot fall asleep while I am at my desk at work. Surprise, surprise, she's actually really cool. The radiographs of my spine were rather frightening, it turns out I am rather twisted (insert rude comment, or snort of laughter here). Yes, I realize that THAT was not a secret to anyone. I have now been cracked, and allegedly this will assist with my migraines. Jury is still out on that, we'll just have to see now won't we? Any opinions on chiropractors out there?

If Only This Were Breaking News....

You Are 78% Evil

You are very evil. And you're too evil to care. Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.

How Evil Are You?

Thanks Annette, great quiz! But I think we all knew how this was going to turn out for me.........

Name......That......Nerd!

What Be Your Nerd Type? Your Result: Literature Nerd Does sitting by a nice cozy fire, with a cup of hot tea/chocolate, and a book you can read for hours even when your eyes grow red and dry and you look sort of scary sitting there with your insomniac appearance? Then you fit this category perfectly! You love the power of the written word and it's eloquence; and you may like to read/write poetry or novels. You contribute to the smart people of today's society, however you can probably be overly-critical of works. It's okay. I understand.
Gamer/Computer Nerd
Artistic Nerd
Musician
Anime Nerd
Social Nerd
Science/Math Nerd
Drama Nerd
What Be Your Nerd Type? Quizzes for MySpace

Envy Me

I am so cool. Why is this so, you might ask.....? Because I got to meet the editor-in-chief of none other than the Onion, and you, well, you did not. Yes, the king of sarcasm and satire himself signed his book You Are Worthless for me. Gotta love a guy who writes such gems as "You will die lonely." Heehee!

I also got to see Chris Crutcher at the YSU English Festival which was pretty damn cool too. And he signed a book for me too. Yes, I'm an autograph junkie, wanna make something of it? Great author, great speaker, and hey, what's not to like about a guy who gives kids $20 bills as bookmarks! Hell of a guy, Chris Crutcher........

What Immortal Hand or Eye Dare Frame Thy Fearful Symmetry?

A cat who knew no equal. Pharaoh, truly a king. 1 January 1995-28 Mar 2008 . This was the best of cats. Words cannot express my grief. Rest awhile, old friend, we shall meet again.

I Bow to the Master

I take this opportunity to pay all proper homage to the Queen of IS for her mastery of all things Voldemort. None can touch her superiority in the handling of this individual. I fell compelled to say...."I'm not worthy!"

I grovel at your feet..........oh Mistress of Information Services..........

Smurfing Idiots

After a well spent evening watching Adult Swim on Cartoon Network in Louisville last weekend, I have found the very best way to avoid using four letter words in any situation. Simply insert the word Smurf instead of the curse word. I shall use the following examples.

You are cut off in traffic....."Mothersmurfer!"

A co-worker angers you...."Smurf Off!"

You stub your toe...."Son of a Smurf!"

Just to start you off....so a hearty Smurf This to you all!

Initiation Rites

I am now no longer an outsider at the Main branch. I have been fully initiated by the ass-of-all-trades patron who is referred to only as Voldemort. Sent to me by none other than the Queen of Information Services, HRH Diane (who shall be properly repaid at a later point in the future), I received he-who-shall-not-be-named today raising his demand for more books on the subject of Arizona History. As fascinating and in demand is this topic is, it seems that we here at the library do not hold enough to tickle his fancy on the subject. So after the Information Services Department searched our Catalog, SearchOhio's Catalog, and most likely all available databases, he descended from on high to our humble little RS department to wax eloquent on the shambles that our institution has become. "I want to do an ILL search on this" he demanded! Well, let me tell you how often I have done an OCLC search in the City. Exactly never. Seeking guidance from none other than the esteemed Ms. H, I was advised "We need a title, author, SOMETHING, to search all of WorldCat for him". Seems reasonable to me.......yeah, you guessed it, not to Voldemort.....who continued to grumble and complain about incompetence the whole way out the door..............

well, I do aim to please....

I am now one with the Main branch..........

Not by the Hair of My Chinny Chin Chin!

Fitzroy the Border Terrorist demands to be let in! But no! I shall not let him, he'll huff and he'll puff, and he'll have to blow my door my door in! Or just get one of his big friends to knock it down........... Cute little thing...I think I'll go bite his head off.......

How do I love thee......? Let me count the ways......

If that doesn't say I love you, I just don't know what does.........

A Pox Upon Bill Gates!

Vile Cur.....! Bill Gates and his Windows Vista Operating System..... My digital camera now refuses to work with my new operating system, thereby thwarting my efforts to add Fitzroy pictures to my blog. Now, I suppose I am forced to pay to have these pictures put on to a disc to upload them here. Since I know you are all just waiting with bated breath for the pictures of my cute little unkempt Border Terrorist to grace the pages of my blog................

My Hero!

Yeah, but really, who hasn't had a day where they'd like to come to work like this?

My Daemon....Here's a Shocker!

The Golden Compass
Daemon Test

Curmudgeonly Soul
You scored -11 Extroversion, -17 Sensitivity,
and -7 Openness!
You are an independent, confident person. You march to the beat of your own drum, and if other people don't like it, they can go #$&* themselves. You don't really care what they think, or at least you THINK that you don't care. You believe that people should live and let live.

You are an introverted soul, disliking the crowds of morons and idiots that you find at big parties or clubs. You prefer to be on your own, or with a couple close friends. When you are forced to be social, you get tired quickly. You need to curl up with a good book or spend a night on the computer to recharge.

You have a strong sense of self, and it doesn't bother you much when people criticize you, especially strangers. You care more about what your family thinks, but probably not enough to change yourself for them. In any case, your loved ones know that under that gruff, aggressive exterior there is a caring friend. Your daemon's form would represent your confident, occasionally aggressive and solitary nature, but might betray your softer underbelly. He or she would probably help you make fun of the idiots around you, but would also provide the comfort and affection that you sometimes deny yourself in everyday life.

Form suggestions: Badger, Jackal, Black Bear.

WARNING!!

Be warned. Pictures of Fitzroy dressed as a Christmas reindeer, and in a Christmas scarf made by none other than Debbie McCullough herself are forthcoming. Well, that's enough shameless Border promotion for now. Just thought you should be aware!

Ahhhhh.....technology

Well, haven't been on the ol' blog for awhile. But in that time I discovered that I am not considered to be particularly technologically advanced. So I shall simply content myself to ranting on here about things I consider to be a bunch of crap! And of course, putting up pictures of my animals. However, to those who are considered to be so lofty and far above myself....I think that at least they should catch up and post the entirety of Library 2.0/2.1 as the rest of us untalented hacks have done. Enough for now.....