Not by the Hair of My Chinny Chin Chin!

Fitzroy the Border Terrorist demands to be let in! But no! I shall not let him, he'll huff and he'll puff, and he'll have to blow my door my door in! Or just get one of his big friends to knock it down........... Cute little thing...I think I'll go bite his head off.......

How do I love thee......? Let me count the ways......

If that doesn't say I love you, I just don't know what does.........