Friday, April 18, 2008

Envy Me

I am so cool. Why is this so, you might ask.....? Because I got to meet the editor-in-chief of none other than the Onion, and you, well, you did not. Yes, the king of sarcasm and satire himself signed his book You Are Worthless for me. Gotta love a guy who writes such gems as "You will die lonely." Heehee!

I also got to see Chris Crutcher at the YSU English Festival which was pretty damn cool too. And he signed a book for me too. Yes, I'm an autograph junkie, wanna make something of it? Great author, great speaker, and hey, what's not to like about a guy who gives kids $20 bills as bookmarks! Hell of a guy, Chris Crutcher........