Friday, March 21, 2008

Smurfing Idiots

After a well spent evening watching Adult Swim on Cartoon Network in Louisville last weekend, I have found the very best way to avoid using four letter words in any situation. Simply insert the word Smurf instead of the curse word. I shall use the following examples.

You are cut off in traffic....."Mothersmurfer!"

A co-worker angers you...."Smurf Off!"

You stub your toe...."Son of a Smurf!"

Just to start you off....so a hearty Smurf This to you all!

1 comment:

E. McGrew said...

So glad to see you're back. Now get on the smurfing phone and call me. ;)